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FigOS Desktop

FigOS 3.1 · “FigJam”

Welcome to FigOS, the FigWage in-house operating system. It runs two apps (Metrics and FigChat), has never crashed (it has also never shipped), and is powered entirely by figs and confidence.

Double-click a desktop icon — or use the taskbar — to open an app. Drag windows by their title bars; close them with the × when your break is over.

Credits: window system is FOS by Victor Ribeiro, used under the MIT License (full text in LICENSE in this room). FigOS branding, Metrics and FigChat are original FigWage silliness. FigOS is a fictional operating system.
FigOS DesktopDouble-click an icon to open an app.
Everything here is mission-critical.
FigOS is a fictional OS. Window system: FOS © Victor Ribeiro (MIT).
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